English | 2008 | pages: 160 | ISBN: 0345498496, 0345498488 | EPUB | 7,4 mb
Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, heres the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, youll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Heres your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like
an ar chist (an-ar-kist), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed ones lips to anothers as an expression of affection or sensual desire. Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .
i Pod(-pd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.
uri nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.
No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthys Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your familys reading room, because three is definitely the charm.